Joke :P

A young man naked on the beach, suddently a young girl went over and look suspicious over the man's 'thing'.
the girl asked: whats that?man answer: my pet birdie.so the naked man sleeps......after the man woke up,
he find himself bare with great pain ' u know where'.a police man came by and asked why is he in pain.
so he told the police man the whole story.
the police man is investigating......and start to question the girl.
girl said: i didnt do anything to him,
i just went there and play with the little birdie and suddently,
it spit on me .... im so angry ,so i beat up the birdie, crush it's eggs and burned it's nest......

Doso mali Ivica kuci i zatekne starog sa sluzavkom
I kaze
-Tata ako mi ne das 50 maraka recu te mami
-Dobro evo pare
Sutradan Ivica ode u bordel i kaze
-Daj mi jednu kurvu sa sidom
-Pa zarazit ces se i ti
-Samo je dovedi
Sutradan govori Ivica sluzavki
-Pojebi se samnom ili cu te rec mami da spavas sa tatom
I nakon sexa razmislja ivica
-Kurva prenijela sidu meni , ja sluzavki ona starom ,a on staroj , kad ona prenese susjedu vidjet ce on svog boga sto mi je loptu izbusio

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